The Bro Code

Peanut butter and jelly (jam) sandwich

In Season 4 of How I Met Your Mother (MIMYM) Barney is telling this super dirty joke:

“What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?”

And the answer to that question is:

“You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.”

Think wisely…

Once upon a time a prince asked a beautiful princess “Will you marry me?” The princess said no. And the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and fucked cute skinny girls and hunted and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank beer, Jack Daniel´s and Captain Morgan and drank the milk from the box and never heared bitching and went to rock concerts and kept his appartment and his favourite jeans and never got cheated on while working and his family and his friends thought he was fucking cool as hell and had tons of money & left the toilet seat up. THE END.

What do women really want? – Sterling giving not a single f***

“Mad Men” Don Draper and Roger Sterling having a serious talk about women.

Ladies first: Let's check that ass out 😉

Well, one of us is giving away some of our best kept secrets. A real bro would never do that, of course!

What men think when saying “Ladies first”? – “Let me llok at your ass while you walk in front of me”

This excellent wallpaper is 1440 x 900 Pixels – perfectly fits the creen of most laptops. Click to see HiRes version and download.

Wallpaper: When I get sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True Story.