The Bro Code

Article 19 : A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry of another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”

COROLLARY: It’s probably best for everyone if Bros just hide pictures of their sisters when other Bros are coming over.

CHECKLIST FOR BRO-PROOFING YOUR HOME

•    Hide all pictures of hot sisters, moms and first cousins.
•    Open liquor bottles and dust the bar to give the impression you actually use it.
•    As a courtesy, move printed porn from the bedroom to the bathroom.
•    Scan DVR playlist and remove embarrassing TV programs like daytime talk shows.
•    Open all windows.
•    Display all remote controls on the coffee table, regardless of functionality.
•    Disconnect answering machine, or…
•    Call Mom an hour before your Bros arrive.
•    Coasters, coasters, coasters!
•    Sign out of email account.
•    Usher girlfriend/booty call off the premises.