Article 19 : A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro’s sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry of another Bro says, “Dude, your sister’s hot!”

COROLLARY: It’s probably best for everyone if Bros just hide pictures of their sisters when other Bros are coming over.

CHECKLIST FOR BRO-PROOFING YOUR HOME

•    Hide all pictures of hot sisters, moms and first cousins.
•    Open liquor bottles and dust the bar to give the impression you actually use it.
•    As a courtesy, move printed porn from the bedroom to the bathroom.
•    Scan DVR playlist and remove embarrassing TV programs like daytime talk shows.
•    Open all windows.
•    Display all remote controls on the coffee table, regardless of functionality.
•    Disconnect answering machine, or…
•    Call Mom an hour before your Bros arrive.
•    Coasters, coasters, coasters!
•    Sign out of email account.
•    Usher girlfriend/booty call off the premises.

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13 Comments

  • what if its the bro’s half sister, and he already said its okay to proceed in said activities

    • Then tap dat ass Bro, tap it until she screams.

  • What if u meet the sister first? Then u become bros with her brother even after the break up

  • • A chick may get a dog as a pet, but only if it fits in her mailbox.

  • Bahahah

  • Lol

  • What about dating a bro’s sister if she came to you and told you she likes you?

    • I’m in the same situation dude… My bros sis has a crush on me…

  • What if she’s hot and your only friends with her brother.

  • thats right

  • What if the bro give you permission to tap said bro’s sister’s ass?

  • Amendment III: It is acceptable to sleep with another Bro's sister if she is an 8 or higher

  • No a bro never lets a bro marry unless he's over 30 or he's denying his bro the chance to explore the proper amount of tail prior to such a sad event in addition u risk ur bro-hood if things end poorly

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