the-chick-codeArticle 22 : There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code.


Yes, I’m afraid so. One morning, before slipping out the door wile my hostess was in the shower, I happened upon a copy of the rumoured tome. I didn’t have time to flip must past the pink bedazzled cover, but here are some of the phases I remember seeing on the frilly pages within:

•    A chick shall not sleep with another chick’s ex-boyfriend, unless she does.
•    A chick never pays for anything. Ever.
•    If two chicks get into a fight, they shall make catty remarks and pretend to ignore each other, rather than simply stripping down and wrestling it out.
•    If a chick hears a chick-empowering song like “I Will Survive,” she shall stop whatever she’s doing, grab another chick’s hand, and shriek the lyrics at the top of her lungs.
•    A chick may get a dog as a pet, but only if it fits in her mailbox.
•    If two chicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to accidentally spill a drink on the other.
•    A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner.
•    A chick has a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.

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  • There seems to be a problem here with this, how can a woman be a bro if a bro is not aloud to tell a woman about the bro code?

    • Simple, a bro cant tell a woman about the bro code. But if a woman finds it herself, she can of course become a bro.

    • A woman can’t be told about the Bro Code… but can become a Bro without foreknowledge of the Bro Code. If She agrees to be a Bro then she be presented the Bro Code not as a woman but as a Bro.

  • LOL.

  • If one were to date a chick who, in turn, becomes a bro in all non-sexual aspects whilst retaining her chickhood in bed, how would the original bro be looked upon by his fellow bros?

  • Petition to remove or amend article 22….

  • I agree. Please remove or amend article 22.

  • Article 22 should be ammended to fit in with the other articles

  • that is for girly girls I am 1/2 bro and 1/2 chick.

  • I think we, girl bros can be the best wingman… Just like robin..

  • I like this article, seeing as my best bro is a girl and she’s an awesome wingman, I think we need to amend or remove article 4

  • "If two chicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to accidentally spill a drink on the other."

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