the-chick-codeArticle 22 : There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code.


Yes, I’m afraid so. One morning, before slipping out the door wile my hostess was in the shower, I happened upon a copy of the rumoured tome. I didn’t have time to flip must past the pink bedazzled cover, but here are some of the phases I remember seeing on the frilly pages within:

•    A chick shall not sleep with another chick’s ex-boyfriend, unless she does.
•    A chick never pays for anything. Ever.
•    If two chicks get into a fight, they shall make catty remarks and pretend to ignore each other, rather than simply stripping down and wrestling it out.
•    If a chick hears a chick-empowering song like “I Will Survive,” she shall stop whatever she’s doing, grab another chick’s hand, and shriek the lyrics at the top of her lungs.
•    A chick may get a dog as a pet, but only if it fits in her mailbox.
•    If two chicks are wearing the same outfit, each retains the right to accidentally spill a drink on the other.
•    A chick shall not operate a motor vehicle in a safe manner.
•    A chick has a free pass to slut it up on Halloween.

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