bro-code-bookArticle 4 : A Bro never divulges the existance of The Bro Code to a woman. It is a sacred document not to be shared with chicks for any reason… no, not even that reason

Note:

If you are a woman reading this, first, let me apologize: it was never my intention for this book to contain so much math.
Second, I urge you to look at this document for what it is – a piece of fiction meant to entertain a broad audience though the prism if stereotypical gender differences. I mean, sometimes it really is like we’re from different planets! Clearly, no real person would actually believe or adhere to the vulgar rules contained within. *Those boots are adorable, b-t-dub.

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14 Comments

  • me and my friends follow this but then aigan we are seniors of high school and strongly belive most of the articles.

  • Well to bad I'm a girl

    • No your a guy.

    • Ya Siera ur a bro

    • Bros before hoes

    • um siera, you said your the king. therefore, you're a guy. 😀

      • Article 134) A Bro is entitled to use a woman as his wingman.

  • I accept this as my admission into manhood.

  • Oops

  • I’m a girl thhoooough.

  • For all the girls who see and/or comment on the Bro Code look at:

    Article 22) There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro. Women make excellent bros because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the chick code (Chick do have the chick code!).

    😀

  • Doesn’t this contradict the role that there is no rule prohibiting a woman from being a bro?

  • im sorry
    I told 2 girls

  • i’m sorry it was released forgive me i have broken the sacred code but it does contradict
    Article 22 : There is no law that prohibits a woman from being a Bro.
    Women make excellent Bros. Why? Because they can translate and navigate the confusing and contradictory whims that comprise the Chick Code.

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