A Bro never wears jeans to a strip club. Reasons:

a) Cloth pockets are roomier and elastic allowing for a thicker wad of cash.
b) Denim clashes with the club’s leopard, zebra or other safari animal motif.
c) One word, two syllables, three hours in the ER – Zipper.
d) It’s a performance and deserves respect.
e) You don’t feel it as much on your… you know what..

Suit up

Suit up, bro - You are going to a strip club!

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