The Bro Code

A Bro never sends a greeting card to another Bro
There are no sentiments between Bros that cannot be articulated through the convenience and emotional distance of electronic mail. The following are a few emails for any Brocassion that succinctly get the message accross without costnig you the trouble and expense of having to find and then send an actual greeting card.

EMAILS FOR ANY BROCASSION
SYMPATHY
To: Bro
From: Bro
Subject: Dude

Sorry, Bro.

CONGRATULATIONS
To: Bro
From: Bro
Subject: Bro!

Nice, Bro!

GET WELL SOON
To: Bro
From: Bro
Subject: Bro…

Don’t give up, Bro.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
To: Bro
From: Bro
Subject: Dude

Drinks on me, Bro.

THINKING OF YOU
To: N/A
From: N/A
Subject: N/A

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