Jun 29, 2013 - Fun    19 Comments

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

Peanut butter and jelly (jam) sandwich

In Season 4 of How I Met Your Mother Barney is telling this super dirty joke:

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?”

And the answer to that question is:

You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.”

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19 Comments

  • What would u get if cross a doll and a face u would get (doll face)

    • Oh.. honey…

  • The joke is actually supposed to be "what's the difference between jelly and jam" still the same answer though.

  • Like if u search it because of how i met your mother!

  • I cannot peanut butter my dick up your ass.. but I can jam my dick up your ass.

  • ja, penut butter

  • Is that your idea of humor? Is that supposed to be funny? I laughed harder at "here in my garage".

  • Can you explain? Haha

  • Kind of funny, but I don't see why Lily overreacted on this joke.
    Wasn't THAT dirty.

  • she had that reaction to cover the fact that she was pregnant

  • YOU GUYS ARE FUCKN GAY AS FUCK

  • Asger Engh oh thank you so muchos for spoiling. Hate you so much

  • Thank that you I just woke up my woman just to tell that we finally have the answer

  • lilly's actress was pregant during season 4 so the writers needed an excuse to give her some time off.

  • What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?
    You can't gargle with sand.

  • you can't jam jelly….

  • Yes it was very obvious she was pregnant. Lol you could see her belly. And some other episodes if you pay attemtion you don't see her belly the whole episode. Lol

  • But yet in the show they say peanut butter sooo jam that up your butt…since you can't peanut butter it

  • Ali Baba I'm not sure what you're getting at. I understand what they say in the show. I'm merely stating the actual joke that I've always heard.

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