Jun 29, 2013 - Fun    11 Comments

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

Peanut butter and jelly (jam) sandwich

In Season 4 of How I Met Your Mother Barney is telling this super dirty joke:

What’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?”

And the answer to that question is:

You can’t peanut butter your dick up someone’s ass.”

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  • What would u get if cross a doll and a face u would get (doll face)

    • Oh.. honey…

  • The joke is actually supposed to be "what's the difference between jelly and jam" still the same answer though.

  • Like if u search it because of how i met your mother!

  • I cannot peanut butter my dick up your ass.. but I can jam my dick up your ass.

  • ja, penut butter

  • Is that your idea of humor? Is that supposed to be funny? I laughed harder at "here in my garage".

  • Can you explain? Haha

  • Kind of funny, but I don't see why Lily overreacted on this joke.
    Wasn't THAT dirty.

  • she had that reaction to cover the fact that she was pregnant


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